To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you,
no you don't know what it's like
WELCOME TO MY LIFE

Antique Roadshow at my grandparents house lol. Picked up a vintage bread mixer, bubble gum dispenser, bank and a bugle. #score #antiques #vintage

#puresadness #byebyemyrtlebeach ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ญโœˆ๏ธ (at Myrtle Beach International Airport)

What would a trip to America be without a stop at #KrispyKreme. Love them doughnuts! #ghostbusters #doughnut #donut #sugarhigh #breakfastofchampions #DatGlaze

Last morning in Myrtle Beach…but first let me take a selfie. #northmyrtlebeach #southcarolina #vacation #selfie #beach #beautiful #sunrise (at Best Western Ocean Sands Beach Resort)

krisbuttholeimnida:

what if lollipops moaned everytime we licked them

(via softcorebloodporn)

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

image

(via the-krusty-crew)

Last day in paradise and we have been blessed with beautiful weather. Bright blue skies without a cloud in sight. Definitely will be coming back again. #northmyrtlebeach #southcarolina #godblessamerica #palms #lounging #vacation #sunny #beautiful #OceanSandsResort (at Best Western Ocean Sands Beach Resort)

mexi-cant:

girl: *sends picture of calluses on hand*
Iโ€™m a hard worker ;)

(via trust)

keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

(via sloshes)

nonespark:

fucking zooming in on the cats face like “shit i’ve been trapped”
i’m crying

nonespark:

fucking zooming in on the cats face like โ€œshit iโ€™ve been trappedโ€

iโ€™m crying

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)