To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you,
no you don't know what it's like
WELCOME TO MY LIFE

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

(via rneerkat)

fantasticcatadventures:

file that under adorable

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

actionables:

Imagine having sex to Cotton Eye Joe playing in the background

where did she cum from

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newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

(via miserable--mads)

  • My prof: Watching porn to learn how to have sex is just wrong, it's like watching Fox News to learn Political Science.

nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

(via littlebearsara)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

metalliccolouredtitan:

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH

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(via littlebearsara)

nintendorking:

tropicaziall:

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

why am i laughing

ITS BACK

yoohoo big summer blow out

(via sorelatable)

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

(via everysmilehidessomepain)

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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